Poll One asked . . .
dogs & cats: at odds or in cohoots?
100% chose "Yes. Wait, what was the question."
Now we know for certain.
Poll Two asked . . .
do you believe in polls?
100% of those responding chose "I believe in wizards."
Had I voted, I would've chosen "Crickets know my name." But the people have spoken.
And the crickets will surely bide their time.